Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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