Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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