Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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