he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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