i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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