Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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