put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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