I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
