there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Randomize
