I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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