I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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