I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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