omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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