You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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