..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i dont even know how to be here
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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