Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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