Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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