hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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