1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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