Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
and she was petting her beer can
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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