It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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