yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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