pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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