the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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