How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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