Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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