Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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