I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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