Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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