does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Randomize