You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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