i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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