I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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