We won't sleep together?
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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