So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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