i'm signing you up for texting rehab
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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