I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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