Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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