Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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