So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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