So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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