gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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