Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
i think my cat just said my name.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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