You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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