we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
