U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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