So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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