That's intense
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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