We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize