I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
No subtext here. People are naked.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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