I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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