Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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