She said her name was "party"
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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