everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You can make out without kissing
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