We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize